An interactive attempt to impress one man

The UnimpressedCHRIS

Eight spectacles. One bust. Every one of them rendered live in your browser, and none of them will work.

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Contains flashing lights · Best with headphones · Keys 1–9 run the attempts
The Unimpressed

THE UNIMPRESSEDCHRIS

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